• clarkthagodB
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    15 hours ago

    Don’t really know what the issue is. If they’re willing to pay to plaster their logo everywhere, who cares? Only idiots think their products work. Natural selection

  • billythekidoB
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    15 hours ago

    No need. Water is to WiFi what cryptonite is to Superman, and we’re made of 60% water.

    This is how some companies are experimenting with detecting people in buildings via WiFi.

  • OprahPiffreyB
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    17 hours ago

    Canada Basketball is a conspiracy to promote the 15 minute city

  • WobbleKunB
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    17 hours ago

    the americans have infected us with brain rot.

    • jumping-butterB
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      17 hours ago

      As an American who lives with this shit:

      Don’t pin it on us. Embrace the fact that you also live with idiots.

      We either join together against this nonsense or you can continue being blind to nationalism.

  • Firm_Squish1B
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    17 hours ago

    Jesus fucking Christ, are they paying us? Are we that bottom of the barrel this is how we get funding? Or are we so mismanaged that we are paying them? Please tell me it’s the former.

  • keyerieB
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    18 hours ago

    I have been wearing one for a while. I didn’t believe in it at first but it works.

    • ExcellentBasil1378B
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      15 hours ago

      If by works you mean scams absolute morons without a single brain cell then yeah! Shut up before you convince another person of these dumb claims.

    • JudgeSterlingB
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      15 hours ago

      lol it actually does not, at all.

      It is 100% a placebo. Which means it kinda works for you, in the sense that you’ve convinced yourself you are calmer & therefore less harmed by magical WiFi “radiation waves”.

      And the fact that you were willing to try it out means you believed it in enough for a placebo to begin. For normal people who have normal critical thinking skills & can determine when something is likely to be a placebo benefit at best, they would never convince themselves it’s working.

    • night_dudeB
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      16 hours ago

      Can i interest you in my magical rock that repels tigers? For you, friend prices, only $200.

      Edit: Keyerie is a perfect username my bro

  • jumping-butterB
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    18 hours ago

    Anyone remember when Mark Cuban took those “magic bracelets” and threw them in the trash calling them for what they are?

    Good times… but here we are now. Canada what are you doing

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      16 hours ago

      That’s the first thing I thought of when I heard about the bracelet a few days ago. Those stupid hologram bracelets are bunch on moron players tried shilling for back in the 00s. I remember a Laker like Odem or someone was going hard with them.

    • Technical-Fly487B
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      16 hours ago

      According to Brand, wearing the amulet while perineum sunning will give your anus the best results and will increase your libido by 5%"

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    18 hours ago

    Would that be Bill Russell’s or D’Angelo Russell’s brand?

    • fibberjabberB
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      16 hours ago

      It’s former Sixers player and Current GM Elton Brand’s brand.