I was looking at player rankings for my fantasy draft, and noticed several Jalens in a row. So I dug into the data! According to Real GM, all these “Jalens” are currently signed–some probably won’t make regular season rosters though.

Jalen Bridges - Phoenix Suns Jalen Brunson - New York Knicks Jalen Duren - Detroit Pistons Jalen Green - Houston Rockets Jalen Hood-Schifino - Los Angeles Lakers Jalen Johnson - Atlanta Hawks Jalen McDaniels - San Antonio Spurs Jalen Pickett - Denver Nuggets Jalen Slawson - Orlando Magic Jalen Smith - Chicago Bulls Jalen Suggs - Orlando Magic Jalen Williams - Oklahoma City Thunder Jalen Wilson - Brooklyn Nets Jaylen Brown - Boston Celtics Jaylen Clark - Minnesota Timberwolves Jaylen Martin - Brooklyn Nets Jaylen Wells - Memphis Grizzlies Jaylin Williams - Oklahoma City Thunder Jaylon Tyson - Cleveland Cavaliers

That represents 3.13% of all 607 players currently under contract. Three teams have 2 “Jalens”: OKC, Orlando, and Brooklyn.

Sadly, there are zero Juwans in the league.

  • DrShaboingboingB
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    17 minutes ago

    white moms love naming their light skin babies any variation of “jalen”

  • renawldB
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    21 minutes ago

    Shout out Jeremy Lin for starting the trend

  • ghost-nugB
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    35 minutes ago

    There are also currently 5 players in the NBA named Javonte, and they all happen to be the same person.

  • jsphjarB
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    45 minutes ago

    Why do the contracts have names?

  • math-yooB
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    3 hours ago

    We need a new statistics formula for player efficiency called Jalen.

  • BatterseaPSB
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    4 hours ago

    Brb gotta visit the county office for my child’s name change application

  • direcandyB
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    5 hours ago

    It’s an inflation of people named Jalen. A Jalenflation, if you will.

  • carigsB
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    9 hours ago

    Are Jalen variations the most common sound-a-like names (homonames?) in the NBA right now?

  • nihilistweaselB
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    9 hours ago

    How many Genghis’s? Heard he fucked all our grandmother’s grandmothers…