1. Things that Ooze

  2. Deathbed Pranks

  3. Noises Dad Makes

  4. What’s That? Ham?

  5. Things You just Want to Pound and Pound with a Shovel

  6. Doorknob Lore

  7. Leading Men Who are Really Gay

  8. Presidential Salads

  9. Items Found in Wadded-up Napkins

  10. Moist Things