Bradley Beal is an NBA player for the Phoenix Suns. He used to play for the Wizards. Before that he played at the University of Florida. Before that I assume he played somewhere in high school
Immediately injure my back because I may have the body but not the practice or talent to play basketball. Ride the injury bench for as long as possible so I never am seen playing basketball. Obtain money for as long as possible.
Ben Simmons simulator 25
I would go to my private gym and do 360 dunks all day now that I have a body that could do this shit.
I would yerk it on live
Giving new meaning to the term D1 gooner
They said Bradley Beal. Not Jamal Murray.
Say no takesies backsies
Buy myself county club membership and ship new clubs off to it.
Surprisingly noone has said yet that the first thing they’ll do is see if he’s packing. Which I’m not saying that’s what I’ll do but a little peek never hurt anybody
Request a trade and demand Nurkic is included in the package
- Unbiased Suns Fan
Jerk it
Google where are the best BBQ ribs near me and go there.
Pretty much this: https://youtu.be/aZla1ttZHaw?si=goiVxkz6jXOG5-c9
Get some In-N-Out and apologize to KD and Booker, probably.
Why is Bradley’s Beal basketball resume important here?
Because he may have played high school ball somewhere. And maybe that place was St. Louis. And maybe that means you’ll have to go to St. Louis as him. But you might get to hang with Nelly. Is this still a deal you’re making?
Peak offseason content right here.
The girlfriend.
Learn how to play defense
Watch a Suns game for once. He’s a decent defender.
I will not