This idea came to me while seeing a Magic Johnson jersey in public just now.

A few to disqualify off the bat:

Allen Iverson. Cool, but almost too cool - if that makes sense. It’s close to becoming like a Scarface poster.

Michael Jordan. I’d entertain an argument that it’s the true coolest. But frankly, it’s almost too easy. It’s the Beatles poster of jerseys.

Hakeem Olajuwon Raptors jersey. Legendary uni among hipsters. But let’s settle down.

Ben Simmons - even less cool than wearing Ocean Pacific clothing in middle school

Karl Malone - speaking of middle school

Okafor orange Bobcats jersey - not a contender but I respect the balls

Lakers Mikan jersey - oh stop it, you’re trying too hard.

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Some legit contenders:

Bill Walton Blazers (hell, or Celtics) uniform. Loveable, team-first player and a first-rate human. This also communicates high hoops-fan IQ

Larry Bird - what’s cooler than Larry Legend? If you haven’t viewed his YT highlights in a while go do yourself a favor - it’s otherworldly

Gary Payton SuperSonics - double whammy: an iconic player in an iconic AND retired uniform. Not much goes harder than Supersonics green and yellow.

Ryan Russillo XL sweatshirt - the sheer confidence and charisma needed to sport this stylish look is for only the elite few.

Manu Ginobili Spurs jersey - Batmanu

Jamal Mashburn Hornets jersey - the teal, the Mash, the era… mad cool all around

Penny Hardaway Magic, Grant Hill Pistons - Sick threads of sick players who were robbed of their extended prime.

Rudy Gay - You’re willing to discard what people think of you in order to promote inclusivity. “He can’t keep getting away with it!” — if you understand this reference, I love you. No - not like that!

Tim Duncan - to respect this historically outstanding and “uncool” player is, in actuality, extremely cool.

Bill Russell - you respect the history of the game and the trials of character this brave man underwent. There’s nothing “uncool” about this jersey - it’s holy.