Eastern Conference
Boston Celtics: Celtics are people from Ireland, so it’s edible.
New York Knicks: Knicks are pants, so they’re not edible.
Milwaukee Bucks: Bucks are deer, deer are edible.
Cleveland Cavaliers: Cavaliers are daring, fearless men who never surrender, no matter the odds. Men are edible.
Orlando Magic: Magic is inanimate, so it’s not edible.
Indiana Pacers: Cars aren’t edible.
Philadelphia 76ers: 76ers refer to the 1776 signing of the declaration of independence. Doesn’t sound edible.
Miami Heat: Heat is inanimate, so it’s not edible.
Bulls: Bulls are alive, so edible.
Hawks: Hawks are a bird, edible.
Brooklyn Nets: Nets aren’t edible
Raptors: Raptors are animals, so they’re edible in theory.
Hornets: Hornets are edible
Wizards: Wizards wield magic, so it might be hard to eat them, but they are still alive, so they’re edible.
Pistons: Pistons are not edible.
Western Conference
Thunder: Thunder isn’t edible.
Nuggets: Gold nuggets aren’t edible. Chicken Nuggets however are.
Timberwolves: Wolves are edible.
Clippers: Sailing ships aren’t edible.
Mavs: Horses are edible
Suns: The sun isn’t edible obviously, being a giant ball of fire and gas.
Pelicans: Pelicans are birds, so they’re edible.
Lakers: Lakers are people so they’re edible.
Kings: Kings are people so they’re edible.
Warriors: Warriors are people so they’re edible.
Rockets: Rockets are not edible.
Jazz: Jazz is a type of music, not edible.
Grizzlies: Grizzlies are bears, edible.
Spurs: Spurs are a metal tool designed to be worn on the heels of cowboy boots for the purpose of controlling a horse’s movement and direction. Not edible.
Trail Blazers: Blazers are people, edible.
Totals
- Edible: 16
- Eastern: 8 (Celtics, Bucks, Cavaliers, Bulls, Hawks, Raptors, Hornets, Wizards)
- Western: 8 (Timberwolves, Mavericks, Pelicans, Lakers, Kings, Warriors, Trail Blazers, Grizzlies)
- Not Edible: 14
- Eastern: 7 (Knicks, Magic, Pacers, 76ers, Heat, Nets, Pistons)
- Western: 7 (Thunder, Nuggets, Clippers, Suns, Rockets, Jazz, Spurs)
The sun is obviously edible, you haven’t seen the original version of Fly Away. https://youtu.be/8t-iFr9q1I8?si=8VGCQ6eLopq9aINQ